The Diary of a Dying Breed:
hi. i'm kind of funny i guess, but mostly sarcastic. *is this thing even on???* anyways. I'll be here all week folks, Donations are welcomed. K.thanks.bye.
#20 yrsold
#UTaustin
#Studio Art Major
#I dont even use twitter o.O
#fuck hashtags.
Hugs, not drugs.
#20 yrsold
#UTaustin
#Studio Art Major
#I dont even use twitter o.O
#fuck hashtags.
Hugs, not drugs.
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Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
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How to make a chocolate cake with a twist of orange flavor the caveman way.
But I won’t call it “paleo”, cause a lot of people are going to throw hate at me.
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I want to go through my Facebook timeline and do this with every duck face photo but I fear that my Photoshop would catch on fire.
How to deal with Duck Face: Just Add Spaghetti
(via robotindisguise.)
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